Friday, May 6: Jon Stewart may be on HBO by November

Jon Stewart may be on HBO in time for election commentary | FDA now regulating all tobacco products | Must be 21 to smoke in California | ‘Grim Sleeper’ killer convicted | North Carolina not down with Justice Department’s demands | Trump won’t have support of the Bushes | Trump names a finance chairman | Paul Ryan not with Trump at the moment | Trump’s Cinco de Mayo post | Canada fire grows | Londoners vote for mayor | Turkish PM leaves | Four saved from collapsed building in Kenya | Colombian man retrieved after two months lost at sea | Deadly clash near Aleppo | Strike at Syrian refugee camp kills 28 | Obama commutes sentences of 58 convicts | Army captain suing Obama | Homemade bomb explosion at California school | Documents say Paterno knew of Sandusky’s crimes in ’76 | Percocet found in Prince’s system | Arsenio Hall sues Sinead O’Connor over Prince accusation | 50 Cent donates to Autism Speaks after offensive video | Timberlake’s new song | New RHCP song; album coming | Chance album next Friday | Eight dates added to Beyonce tour | Ta-Nehisi Coates will dabble in fiction | GM and Lyft will try out self-driving taxis soon | Periscopes can be saved forever | App Store mishap | SpaceX lands another rocket at sea | New York Times delivering food ingredients | Time’s streaming service | Australian man doesn’t follow through with evidence of creating Bitcoin | Kentucky Derby tomorrow | Pacers fire Frank Vogel | Texas A&M coach chases away recruit | Most-liked Instagram photo belongs to Bieber | Big lottery prize at stake

Thursday, May 5: The end of the €500 bill

Big bill taken out of circulation to make nefarious transactions harder | Justice Department clamps down on NC law | Kasich out, Trump stands alone | Hillary with a sizable lead over Trump | Hacker says he infiltrated Hillary’s email server | Trump’s self-funding days are over | Trump VP pick likely coming in July | Rolling Stones say no to Trump | Wildfire continues to torch Fort McMurray | Texas murder-suicide after being fired | Obama addresses Flint situation | Gay rights monument coming to NYC | California will vote on weed legalization | Former Utah senator dies at 82 | Ceasefire in Aleppo | Prince was a day away from meeting with an addiction specialist | US government getting involved with Prince’s death | Cavaliers set 3-pointers record in blowout win | Fox News reporter on leave after cheating | Tribune says ‘no thanks’ to Gannett offer | British newspaper shuttering after nine weeks | Aeropostale goes bankrupt | Jay-Z will answer with his own album | Janet Jackson pregnant at 49 | SNL hosts announced for the rest of the season | Caitlyn Jenner posing naked for SI cover | Watts and Ridley starring in Hamlet takeoff | Miley in Woody Allen’s Amazon series | Real Madrid reaches Champions League final | Bosh out for the playoffs | More MLB steroid suspensions coming | Wambach to ESPN | Cink stepping away from golf to be with his wife | Apple Music getting remodeled | Instagram business profiles | Facebook Live gets good real estate on Android app | More McDonald’s test items

Wednesday, May 4: Ten-year old gets $10,000 for hacking Instagram

Finnish kid’s profitable Instagram hack | Cruz drops out | Bernie takes Indiana | Trump says Cruz’s father was in cahoots with Lee Harvey Oswald | Cruz rails against Trump | Hamilton rakes in the Tony noms | Another Aleppo hospital strike | 1,500 arrested in Indonesia’s Papua region | King Felipe of Spain calls for elections in June | Wildfire causes 60,000 to evacuate city in Canada | Navy SEAL killed in Iraq | Tupac’s mother dead at 69 | Another sick out for Detroit teachers | Man in DC hijacks bus, kills pedestrian | Medical errors third-leading cause of US deaths | Unnecessary antibiotics prescriptions | Sinking Louisiana community given money to move | Georgia governor vetoes campus carry bill | AdBlock’s website-friendly service | Periscope content curator hired | WhatsApp back on in Brazil | Twitter’s Connect feature | Twitter stock at an all-time low | Johnson & Johnson must pay out $55 million over baby powder | More Takata recalls | Former New York official gets 12 years | Fiat Chrysler and Google team up for self-driving cars | Vice-ESPN agreement | Whoopi Goldberg wants out of The View | 50 Cent gets ripped for video | Ferris Bueller 30-year anniversary celebrations | Arnold starring in Taran Killam movie | Star Trek 4 in the works | Radiohead drops new music video | NBA admits Thunder-Spurs officiating mishaps | Warriors comeback win | Heat grab OT victory | Bryce Harper getting a record-setting deal from Under Armour | Eddie Murphy’s ninth kid born | Garlic fries at SF McDonald’s

Tuesday, May 3: Three ‘potentially habitable’ planets discovered

Planets that could sustain life discovered | Australian says he’s the creator of Bitcoin | Against long odds, Leicester City wins EPL | Writers vote Leicester’s Vardy player of the year | Beyonce places all 12 Lemonade songs onto Billboard chart | Boiling water on Mars | Cruz takes on Trump supporters in Indiana | Bill with a role in Hillary’s administration? | Teacher sick-out causes 94 Detroit schools to close | Marines looking into Iwo Jima photo | Higher Seattle minimum wage sticks | Head of 2018 Winter Olympics resigns | WhatsApp banned in Brazil for 72 hours | Delhi taxi protest | American missionaries killed in Jamaica | CDC looking into Disney cruise stomach bug | Hogan back at it suing Gawker | Tennessee allows university staff to carry guns | Britney at the Billboard Awards | Oprah starring in HBO movie | Freeform airing old Disney Channel favorites | Space Jam 2 with LeBron | CBS changing up its weekend evening news | Met Gala packed with celebrities | Upton and Verlander engaged | DJ Khaled’s fiance is with child | Kerry Washington has another baby coming | Blac Chyna’s house burgled | Thunder even up Spurs series | Dodgers pitcher suspended for PEDs | Shoulder surgery will end Sandoval’s year | Schilling displeased about being edited out of documentary reair | Former NFLer Dana Stubblefield charged with rape | Captain James Cook’s ship found near Rhode Island | YouTube looking into redesign | Google Chrome is No. 1

Monday, May 2: Malia Obama is Harvard bound

Malia headed to Harvard after a gap year | Jokes aplenty at Obama’s last WHCD | Mixed reviews for Larry Wilmore | Reporter fight at WHCD after-party | Trump and Hillary lead Indiana polling | Protests in California force Trump into back entrance | Pentagon punishes 16 for Afghanistan hospital strike | CIA tweets Osama raid | ISIS attacks kill 32 in southern Iraq | Protests in Baghdad | ISIS hackers go after New Yorkers | Puerto Rico will miss big debt payment | First American dies of Zika | Colombia catches Peru’s most-wanted drug trafficker | Kenya burns massive amounts of ivory | Migrant shipwrecks in the Mediterranean | Deadly poisoned sweets in Pakistan | Thirteen killed in Norway helicopter crash | Snapchat gets in on the Olympics | Hulu will offer TV channels | TiVo bought by Rovi | Chinese Under Armour rip-off | Beyonce postpones Nashville show | Will Ferrell pressured out of Reagan role | Kelly and Michael win Daytime Emmy | Mayweather hints at unretirement | Puff Daddy retiring from music | Elephants retire from Ringling | Eastern Conference favorites survive | Spurs and Warriors have no trouble in Game 1 | Luke Walton will coach the Lakers | Vikings make NFL Draft’s first straight-from-Europe pick | Bong video cost Tunsil $7 million | Starbucks sued over too much ice | Radiohead sheds web presence | Workers in Spain come across Roman coins

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