Monday, May 2: Malia Obama is Harvard bound

Malia headed to Harvard after a gap year | Jokes aplenty at Obama’s last WHCD | Mixed reviews for Larry Wilmore | Reporter fight at WHCD after-party | Trump and Hillary lead Indiana polling | Protests in California force Trump into back entrance | Pentagon punishes 16 for Afghanistan hospital strike | CIA tweets Osama raid | ISIS attacks kill 32 in southern Iraq | Protests in Baghdad | ISIS hackers go after New Yorkers | Puerto Rico will miss big debt payment | First American dies of Zika | Colombia catches Peru’s most-wanted drug trafficker | Kenya burns massive amounts of ivory | Migrant shipwrecks in the Mediterranean | Deadly poisoned sweets in Pakistan | Thirteen killed in Norway helicopter crash | Snapchat gets in on the Olympics | Hulu will offer TV channels | TiVo bought by Rovi | Chinese Under Armour rip-off | Beyonce postpones Nashville show | Will Ferrell pressured out of Reagan role | Kelly and Michael win Daytime Emmy | Mayweather hints at unretirement | Puff Daddy retiring from music | Elephants retire from Ringling | Eastern Conference favorites survive | Spurs and Warriors have no trouble in Game 1 | Luke Walton will coach the Lakers | Vikings make NFL Draft’s first straight-from-Europe pick | Bong video cost Tunsil $7 million | Starbucks sued over too much ice | Radiohead sheds web presence | Workers in Spain come across Roman coins

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