Tuesday, April 12: First Afghan Sesame Street muppet

Afghan muppet | Polygamy seekers from TLC show shot down | Bryan Adams cancels show in Mississippi over new law | Trump and Hillary up in NY polling | Trump says delegate system is rigged | Trump cites Walker, Rubio and Kasich as VP possibilities | Trump’s kids won’t be voting | Trump’s not-so-charitable giving | Washington Post working on a Trump book | Bernie denounces fracking | David Cameron speaks to Parliament about Panama Papers | Europe looking to crack down on tax evasion | Egyptian president gives two islands to Saudi Arabia | Tourism causes Cuban beer shortage | Suicide epidemic in Canadian indigenous community | Three blown up in Russia in failed attack | NO MORE CAPS FROM THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE | Life expectancy gap increasing between rich and poor | Navy officer accused of spying | Texas attorney general charged with fraud | Body-slamming cop fired | World’s largest captured snake corralled, then dies | Wild tigers growing in numbers | Too much money flowing in India | Goldman Sachs on the hook for $5 billion | Spieth’s rough Sunday causes a rough Monday for Under Armour | Verizon union threatening to strike | Buy tickets through Facebook | Daily Mail interested in Yahoo | Tesla recalling SUVs | New show drives Louis C.K. into debt | Dora the Explorer voice suspended from school for vaping | MadTV returning | Obama guest-hosting science show | Matt LeBlanc series canceled | DJ Khaled announces album | Moratorium on new bowl games | Westbrook’s triple-double wizardry | Another failed test for Josh Gordon | Lucky Tigers fan